Flash is learning the word "No" pretty quickly. You've probably gathered that Flash is a puppy. A massively cute if not cheeky puppy who loves bananas and food that smells better after its been digested. He isn't a vegan. He isn't even vegetarian. Flash is a meat eating puppy who lives with me in Amsterdam- and I am a crazy, vegan, 20-something woman who always has weird things happen to her, despite doing everything possible to avoid these things.
I ride my bike to work- and back at lunch times to tend to Flash- then back to the office and back home again in the evenings. I have a padded seat on my bike- well, thats not true. I DID have a padded seat until it got stolen- just the seat. So I had to revert back to the original seat. I'm now not sure whether to get another gel cushioned seat or just be uncomfortable for 12 km per day for the rest of my life? I mean, who just steals the seat?! They could have at least taken the whole bike forcing me to get a better one but noooo just the seat. Assholes. (heh heh, no pun intended)
So anyway, I decided it was about time to write a blog about all the crazy goings on in my life so I can look back at this and laugh- or make it into a movie. My life really is like Forrest Gumps, just a selection of weirdness from about age 2 to now. (20-something...)
Todays highlight was that Flash pissed on the big 'gold' (plastic sprayed) buddha I have in my living room. This calming, zen like, buddhist big belly Buddha thats now covered in dog piss remnants (I obviously washed Buddha off and apologized to all the Gods) and the highlight is that I can't stop laughing. Maybe GOD is telling me I should be worshipping his mirror image (DOG) not that I'm religious, but my dog is certainly a god to me.
Tish
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